Dota 2 true stories 22 5

Dota 2 true stories 22 5

>be me
>play lich
>doing decent support job, warding, aiding teamfights etc.
>unfortunately the enemy makes a turn around due to feeding and noobism
>gyro starts to ♥♥♥♥♥alk
>I go ‘eat a ♥♥♥♥ gyro, you started feeding first’
>it’s actually the truth, you can watch the replay
>gyro gets mad on the mic
>gyro goes ‘report lich’
>mfw this kid

>oh, boy! I can’t wait for my low priority

>leader 10 games into victory by telling the team what to do
>Get a premade of Czechs who can’t play for ♥♥♥♥
>They feed like hell and only speak their slavic crap language
>Blame me because I never helped them
>Report me and ask the other team to report me too
>I get muted for a week
>I win and lose games
>I have to wait a week to win another 20 games in a row.

Lol just noticed you are Portuguese ( oh ffs . do us all a favour and STOP representing our country so bad. k!? )

So.. i got lpq about .. last year or so.. but i do have a good i report you story ( ok its a crappy one but fits your regular joe on pubs )

I was playing lion and babysitting a PA.. that couldn’t last hit, so i was busy with 3 things instead of the regular two, wich are, denying creeps and harassing the other people so that they can’t farm in peace. ( the third one was timming stuns and drains to prepare for ganks.. wich our PA didn’t comprehend also )

Then i notice.. oh i’m 50 gold from me boots, *click >> boots, and our PA goes like, “Hey lemme last hit. ” , and i was like ok.. do it mate.

Story goes on and the guy couldn’t last hit for xxxx and he was missing oportunities to farn and gank so i start last hitting and denying like crazy and the guy goes mad , baboon mad like ” you xxxx . xxx and alot more xxx you are stealing my kills and last hits lemme farm. ” and i was like, ” get better at last hitting dude, you are missing every hit possible and making me and you lose gold “

What really ticked him off was the fact that i ganked our lane oponents with a stun and zeh finger while our PA joe was completely oblivious to the fact that 2 guys were less then 50% Hp and stuck dead and stunned..

20 minutes later the guy has still screaming ” i report you noob” on voice. so much that he reported me but the rest of the team reported him 😀 ( or at least they said so ) for being anoying.

Was fun to see a support carrying the lane ( the rest of the team was great and i had a load of fun supporting them ) and having 5 – 1 – 5 while the PA was 0 – 3 – 2 for about good 30 minutes of gameplay.

>pick alchemist
>ignore the order to go on hardlane SOLO (funny boys)

>leader 10 games into victory by telling the team what to do
>Get a premade of Czechs who can’t play for ♥♥♥♥
>They feed like hell and only speak their slavic crap language
>Blame me because I never helped them
>Report me and ask the other team to report me too
>I get muted for a week
>I win and lose games
>I have to wait a week to win another 20 games in a row.

Lol just noticed you are Portuguese ( oh ffs . do us all a favour and STOP representing our country so bad. k!? )

So.. i got lpq about .. last year or so.. but i do have a good i report you story ( ok its a crappy one but fits your regular joe on pubs )

I was playing lion and babysitting a PA.. that couldn’t last hit, so i was busy with 3 things instead of the regular two, wich are, denying creeps and harassing the other people so that they can’t farm in peace. ( the third one was timming stuns and drains to prepare for ganks.. wich our PA didn’t comprehend also )

Then i notice.. oh i’m 50 gold from me boots, *click >> boots, and our PA goes like, “Hey lemme last hit. ” , and i was like ok.. do it mate.

Story goes on and the guy couldn’t last hit for xxxx and he was missing oportunities to farn and gank so i start last hitting and denying like crazy and the guy goes mad , baboon mad like ” you xxxx . xxx and alot more xxx you are stealing my kills and last hits lemme farm. ” and i was like, ” get better at last hitting dude, you are missing every hit possible and making me and you lose gold “

What really ticked him off was the fact that i ganked our lane oponents with a stun and zeh finger while our PA joe was completely oblivious to the fact that 2 guys were less then 50% Hp and stuck dead and stunned..

20 minutes later the guy has still screaming ” i report you noob” on voice. so much that he reported me but the rest of the team reported him 😀 ( or at least they said so ) for being anoying.

Was fun to see a support carrying the lane ( the rest of the team was great and i had a load of fun supporting them ) and having 5 – 1 – 5 while the PA was 0 – 3 – 2 for about good 30 minutes of gameplay.