Dota 2 k drug

Dota 2 k drug

1) You find yourself spending every waking moment playing dota until it’s time to go to bed.

2) You put off things and say you’ll do it later so you can play dota until the last second of bedtime.

3) You idle in dota lobby and use your steam’s web browser until your body is ready for dota. Dota 2 k drug

4) You mindlessly stare at the dota lobby.

5) You wish you could hurt the person that was trash talking you all game.

6) You eat at your keyboard before playing dota. Dota 2 k drug

7) You spend your money like water on dota, even if it’s not your money, like a drug addict.

8) You look at nude dota women/men

9) You watch people play dota instead of socializing.

10) You have no friends, and or the majority of your friends come from dota instead of real life.

11) Your school grades are falling behind because of dota. Dota 2 k drug

12) You neglect personal hygiene

I can’t think of anymore, please add on more signs.

I’m deleting dota because it’s getting in the way of life. It’s like a drug. You play a game lasting over 60 minutes, your thumbs and hands. sweaty. Your heart pumps fast as you try to survive through team fights/ganks.

And when the game last over 60 minutes with nonestop awesome plays your emotions start to fly (Hence the communication abuse). I tell myself i will stop playing and achieve real life task, but i find myself wanting to go one more game, and i find myself playing until the last second of bedtime.

I graduated with honors in high school, but now i’m doing bad in college i have to withdraw from one of my online scripting classes because dota is in the background staring me in the face. If i was a millionaire i would probably never step foot outside my house, thats how addicting it is! What about you guys?

lol i love dota 2 and i am doing well in college. and i have a life i dont always play dota 2.

i take frequent breaks after i play.

if i need to study or do homework for college i do it. and when i play dota 2 i enjoy it.

you work hard then you play hard.

always college first.

maybe you need to step away from pc or something.

and also i have alot of friends in real life. not just gaming friends from internet.

and i dont spent money on dota 2 anymore.

lol i love dota 2 and i am doing well in college. and i have a life i dont always play dota 2.

i take frequent breaks after i play.

if i need to study or do homework for college i do it. and when i play dota 2 i enjoy it.

you work hard then you play hard.

always college first.

maybe you need to step away from pc or something.

I guess you should give dota a break for some time.

Damn. I thought this was going to be a funny thread.

Damn. I thought this was going to be a funny thread.

1. Whenever you lose a DotA game, you want to grab your weak team mate and punch him in the face.

2. Your left thumb is always on the alt button whatever you’re doing at your computer. Maybe you want to check your facebook friend’s hp bar.

3. When you get amazed at anything you call it ‘imba’. ‘He scored 99 at his math test, imba!’. You also call things that annoy you, ‘imba. Dota 2 k drug ‘That guy is imba, he is damn fat’.

4. You relate people’s appearances with DotA characters. You call guys with sharp teeth, Gondar. You call black friends, Nevermore. You call ugly fat guys, pudge.

5. Winning a DotA game makes you feel like a celebrity. You stand up feeling that everyone is looking at you. You tend to snob weaker players and treat them as your fans.

6. You start getting fat because of lacking exercise but you ignore it. You think that as long as you win, you’d be a handsome celebrity.

7. You play DotA from the moment you wake up until the last hour you are awake. Then, you continue playing in your dream.

8. Playing DotA is having several code names like, “mom, I’m doing my research I’ll be home at 2am.”, “yeah, dad I’m changing the tires of my car.”, “hello sweetheart, where am I? (thinking. ) Damn, damn, the battery is low. (turn cell phone off and resume game)”

9. You become so thrifty on anything except on DotA. You would endure not buying food for breakfast, lunch and dinner, then spend everything you earn playing DotA.

10. DotA became a third party on your relationship. Your girlfriend is starting to let you choose between her and DotA. The worse thing is, you choose DotA.

11. You say the word ‘aw/wtf’ in really life. Girlfriend: “my mom is sick.” You: “aw, sorry to hear that..”

12. You have a facebook photo album full of DotA screen shots though people don’t really care about it.

13. You judge the totality of the person based on how good he plays. Ugly but good player would say, “How the hell that noob guy got a hot girlfriend?! I’m going to tell his gf that he’s noob so she can change her mind.”

14. You are enumerating DotA character names while doing other things like watching tv, walking to school, cooking, eating, pooping, dating.

15. Sexy fan arts of lady DotA characters make you aroused. Worse, you search for more sexy pics of DotA character. Worst! You search for their nude pics.

16. You find it difficult to sleep after losing a DotA game. Your body rotates like 30 times while thinking before you sleep. You even hammer your pillow and repeat a phrase several times, like “I did my best!”. And sometimes, you’d do the most pathetic thing ever you can do with your life, you cry.

17. When you go to a party with your friends to hang out, the topic you’re going to discuss are the following: DotA games played, DotA new plan, DotA character’s strengths and weaknesses, and how ‘imbalance’ is the food you’re eating.

18. You try teaming up with good players because you get so afraid to lose a DotA game. You feel like losing a DotA game would turn you into a vapor and dissolve out from this planet.

19. You remember the exact time you bought all your items but forget the time your home will be locked.

20. You try to play better whenever a girl is near, thinking that they would approach and ask you to be her boyfriend after.

21. The years you are addicted to DotA would be the years you are in a different world, forgetting your real life. You wake up suddenly, “Wtf, I’m 30 and I’m still at high school?!”

22. You depend on DotA games whether you’d be having money for your meal or not.

23. It’s your birthday and your birthday wish is to play DotA and won’t be disturbed by anyone.

24. You start to have a hot-temper, like you want to cast lightning bolt on your teacher.

25. This is the ultimate test. Check your yahoo messenger, if 90% on the list are DotA buddies, congratulations! You are within the po