Clq dota 2 funny quotes

General DiscussionInteresting/funny quotes you hear in Dota 2 Games?

Techies: Invoker, roshan pls.
*Invoker doesn’t reply*
Techies: Invoker roshan
Techies: ROSHAN
Invoker: I’m not Roshan, I’m Ukrainian

ahahahah its because roshan sounds like russian and invoker through he was roshan but he not russian he ukranian

It gets less funny when you explain it.

well it never was funny actually

LS inside Ursa: Blink man, Blinkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Ursa: activate phase Boots
. ENGAGING.
.
.
.
Team wiped!
LS: Why u didn’t blink?
URSA: stf* noob, my k/d/a is better than yours.

SEA flamer: peenoise noobs
pinoy player: potang ina mo hindi ako noobs tanga bobo

“u win”
“who wants courier feed??”
-A viper 6:00 in

Zeus (me): gg
Earthshaker (enemy): какой блядь гг здесь
Zeus: ES

(different) Invoker: Why do I have no spells? I only see these weird orange balls around my hero.

100% Shit
1000% EZ

SEA matches:
Unknown
6:12 ?
Chaoshype
6:12 dude
Chaoshype
6:12 hes vack
Chaoshype
22:34 guys
Chaoshype
22:41 please play properly
Chaoshype
25:02 best team ever
Chaoshype
28:10 now blame me
Chaoshype
28:11 again
Chaoshype
30:55 doubel kill?
Chaoshype
32:45 wp team
Chaoshype
32:48 thanks for help
Chaoshype
33:01 seriously
Chaoshype
33:07 no one helped me
Chaoshype
33:13 wow guys
Chaoshype
39:36 wp team
Chaoshype
39:41 excellent work

Anyways, people like Sniper is sad, because it’s why people generalize all Russians in Dota. Clq dota 2 funny quotes Not all Russians are like that!
Same Invoker as game above. (the “why do I see orange balls around my hero” one)
Drow ranger was the guy who took Riki from me once or twice. (screw you troll)
Commended Earthshaker

Invoker: I pick Invoker first. First pick Invoker. (picks Invoker)
Sniper: СНИПЕР МИД
Invoker: I’m mid
Sniper: СНИПЕР МИД СНИПЕР МИД СНИПЕР МИД
Invoker: Fuck you, therefore it is 2 mid. I do not give you mid!
(30 mins into the game)
(Sniper buys Aghanims)
Invoker: Who the fuck buys Aghanims on Sniper.
Sniper: Я делать.
Invoker: . Aghanims on Sniper. Aghanims. Sniper. Aghanims. Sniper. Aghanims. Sniper.
Drow ranger: Guys, I’m feeding. Who wants courier?
Earthshaker: Whoa bro why are you feeding?
Earthshaker: We can still win. Don’t give up! We got it!
Sniper: Инвокер сосать
Sniper: Делать ты знает играть инвокер?
Riki: Что??
Earthshaker: Guys we can still win. Let’s do it.
(Drow ranger feeds courier and 2 more deaths)
Drow ranger: I’m getting rapier now.

(to be continued, ran out of characters)

Drow ranger: Report my team pls. NOOOOBSSSSS. Fucking noobs everywhere.
Earthshaker: Someone please buy wards, I’m the only ward buyer here right now.
Sniper: Инвокер купить вардс, нет меня.
Drow ranger: Guys commend me. COMMEND ME PLS, report my team.
Drow ranger(all chat to enemy team): Commend me, i helped you guys
Drow ranger: you win
Sniper: репорт Инвокер
Invoker: muted everyone

(40 minutes into game)
Drow ranger: 3 russians on team. gg we lose.
Earthshaker: bro, man, don’t be racist.
Drow ranger: Riki with dagon gg
Drow ranger: Invoker with only phase boots gg
Drow ranger: Sniper with aghanims and brown boots gg
Riki: I know how to play Riki, I have 18 klls
Drow ranger: kill steal kill steal i have 4 assists. 4 assists fuck you kill steal riki dagon. I could have had 4 more kills.
Riki: lol I have 12 assists omg
Riki: Drow has so many assists
Riki: she has 4
Riki: you see how many assists she has?
Riki: she clearly needs more kills
Riki: 4 fucking asssists

Riki: with 4 assists you might as well be support lol
Riki: you dont know how to play drow
Riki: Do you even ever ult
Riki: what are you talking about
Riki: you have no kills cuz you don’t do anything
Drow ranger: I am the carry, I need more kills.
Riki: we have 35 kills on the team and you are only a part of 5 of them
Riki: i had enough of players like you
Riki: you’re so annoying
Riki: all you care about is Killsteal

General DiscussionInteresting/funny quotes you hear in Dota 2 Games?

Techies: Invoker, roshan pls.
*Invoker doesn’t reply*
Techies: Invoker roshan
Techies: ROSHAN
Invoker: I’m not Roshan, I’m Ukrainian

ahahahah its because roshan sounds like russian and invoker through he was roshan but he not russian he ukranian

It gets less funny when you explain it.

well it never was funny actually

LS inside Ursa: Blink man, Blinkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Ursa: activate phase Boots
. ENGAGING.
.
.
.
Team wiped!
LS: Why u didn’t blink?
URSA: stf* noob, my k/d/a is better than yours.

SEA flamer: peenoise noobs
pinoy player: potang ina mo hindi ako noobs tanga bobo

“u win”
“who wants courier feed??”
-A viper 6:00 in

Zeus (me): gg
Earthshaker (enemy): какой блядь гг здесь
Zeus: ES

(different) Invoker: Why do I have no spells? I only see these weird orange balls around my hero.

100% Shit
1000% EZ

SEA matches:
Unknown
6:12 ?
Chaoshype
6:12 dude
Chaoshype
6:12 hes vack
Chaoshype
22:34 guys
Chaoshype
22:41 please play properly
Chaoshype
25:02 best team ever
Chaoshype
28:10 now blame me
Chaoshype
28:11 again
Chaoshype
30:55 doubel kill?
Chaoshype
32:45 wp team
Chaoshype
32:48 thanks for help
Chaoshype
33:01 seriously
Chaoshype
33:07 no one helped me
Chaoshype
33:13 wow guys
Chaoshype
39:36 wp team
Chaoshype
39:41 excellent work

Anyways, people like Sniper is sad, because it’s why people generalize all Russians in Dota. Clq dota 2 funny quotes Not all Russians are like that!
Same Invoker as game above. (the “why do I see orange balls around my hero” one)
Drow ranger was the guy who took Riki from me once or twice. (screw you troll)
Commended Earthshaker

Invoker: I pick Invoker first. First pick Invoker. (picks Invoker)
Sniper: СНИПЕР МИД
Invoker: I’m mid
Sniper: СНИПЕР МИД СНИПЕР МИД СНИПЕР МИД
Invoker: Fuck you, therefore it is 2 mid. I do not give you mid!
(30 mins into the game)
(Sniper buys Aghanims)
Invoker: Who the fuck buys Aghanims on Sniper.
Sniper: Я делать.
Invoker: . Aghanims on Sniper. Aghanims. Sniper. Aghanims. Sniper. Aghanims. Sniper.
Drow ranger: Guys, I’m feeding. Who wants courier?
Earthshaker: Whoa bro why are you feeding?
Earthshaker: We can still win. Don’t give up! We got it!
Sniper: Инвокер сосать
Sniper: Делать ты знает играть инвокер?
Riki: Что??
Earthshaker: Guys we can still win. Let’s do it.
(Drow ranger feeds courier and 2 more deaths)
Drow ranger: I’m getting rapier now.

(to be continued, ran out of characters)

Drow ranger: Report my team pls. NOOOOBSSSSS. Fucking noobs everywhere.
Earthshaker: Someone please buy wards, I’m the only ward buyer here right now.
Sniper: Инвокер купить вардс, нет меня.
Drow ranger: Guys commend me. COMMEND ME PLS, report my team.
Drow ranger(all chat to enemy team): Commend me, i helped you guys
Drow ranger: you win
Sniper: репорт Инвокер
Invoker: muted everyone

(40 minutes into game)
Drow ranger: 3 russians on team. gg we lose.
Earthshaker: bro, man, don’t be racist.
Drow ranger: Riki with dagon gg
Drow ranger: Invoker with only phase boots gg
Drow ranger: Sniper with aghanims and brown boots gg
Riki: I know how to play Riki, I have 18 klls
Drow ranger: kill steal kill steal i have 4 assists. 4 assists fuck you kill steal riki dagon. I could have had 4 more kills.
Riki: lol I have 12 assists omg
Riki: Drow has so many assists
Riki: she has 4
Riki: you see how many assists she has?
Riki: she clearly needs more kills
Riki: 4 fucking asssists

Riki: with 4 assists you might as well be support lol
Riki: you dont know how to play drow
Riki: Do you even ever ult
Riki: what are you talking about
Riki: you have no kills cuz you don’t do anything
Drow ranger: I am the carry, I need more kills.
Riki: we have 35 kills on the team and you are only a part of 5 of them
Riki: i had enough of players like you
Riki: you’re so annoying
Riki: all you care about is Killsteal